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Saturday, May 25, 2013

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IMPs Revealed Only Upon Death or Third Cover Picture of Week

imps

Thursday, May 2, 2013 

 
 
 
 
 

Proof That Fraternity Isn’t Racist Graduates

fratracist

Wednesday, May 1, 2013 

 
 
 
 
 

Girl with Panda Hat Has Never Seen Actual Penis

pandahat

Wednesday, May 1, 2013 

 
 
 
 
 

Identity Theft Victim Dressed Like He Wanted It

Identity Theft Victim

Wednesday, May 1, 2013 

 
 
 
 
 

Wish Journal ‘Accidentally’ Handed in with Lab Report

Wish Journal

Wednesday, May 1, 2013 

 
 
 
 
 

Obama, NRA Agree to Compromise

Obama, NRA Agree to Compromise

Sunday, April 28, 2013 

 
 
 
 
 

Man in Lower House of State Legislature Obviously Wrote Own Wikipedia Page

Probably Named "Chip"

Monday, November 19, 2012 

 
 
 
 
 

Glue That Holds This Family Together Huffed

huffed

Friday, November 16, 2012 

 
 
 
 
 

‘People Always Say I Look Like Tom Brady,’ Says Man Who Looks Nothing Like Tom Brady

Not Tom Brady

Monday, November 5, 2012 

 
 
 
 
 

UVA Gerrymandered to White Advantage

uva_gerrymander

Sunday, September 16, 2012 

 
 
 
 
 

‘Men Just Don’t Understand the Pain of Childbirth,’ Claims Woman Who Never Plans to Have Kids

feminist

Sunday, September 16, 2012 

 
 
 
 
 

Mitt Romney Fails Captcha for 87th Consecutive Time

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Sunday, September 16, 2012 

 
 
 
 
 

Greek Community Announces Support for Marriage Equality

Greek Community Support

Sunday, September 16, 2012 

 
 
 
 
 

After Last Beer, 7 Society Looks Like Perfect 10 Society

the-ten-society (1)

Saturday, September 15, 2012 

 
 
 
 
 

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