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Thursday, May 23, 2013

White Guy With Afro Not Your White Guy With Afro

Your boy.

Your boy.

News just broke that apparently that white dude with an afro that has been walking your way for the past thirty seconds is not, in fact, your white guy with an afro, but just that other white guy with an afro that you see from time to time.

“Damn, I was really hoping that was my boy,” said friend Pat McDavid, who was looking forward to a short chat about SOJA’s newest album or perhaps a quick little fist bump between classes.

The white dude with an afro began walking toward you at approximately 2:28 pm, during which time he was scheduled to be in Fundamentals of Moral Philosophy but decided that he would learn more just taking a stroll.

Not your boy, but just as cool.

“Maybe next time it’ll be our guy; I really need his opinion before I go all in on this third-tier Italian football jersey,” continued McDavid, forgetting that any white guy with an afro is always down to chill.

Moments later, McDavid had to make a quick right, as he thought he saw the mousey, dark-haired chick that’s perpetually angry at him, though it turned out to be the mousey, dark-haired chick that’s perpetually mad at you.

 

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