Indie Kid Dies, But Ironically

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Hundreds of skinny-jean-clad students are still nonchalant today after the death of fellow indie kid Chance Casbeer, who was crushed by a PBR truck on Tuesday. Chance, a 21 year-old music studies major, was crossing Main Street when he stumbled and was struck by the truck’s left front fender, right between the vehicle’s Pro-life and “How’s My Driving?” bumper stickers. Police believe alcohol may have been a factor in the collision. The driver, Axel Hazard, has thus far remained silent on the advice of his lawyer, Richard Cox.